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lesbianhottie:

you may be sad so here is a picture of eminem making nachos

apocalypticruins started following you

hey hi thanks for following

hows it going

cancerousgyves:

WOAH, REALLY? WOW, THAT’S A FIRST. I’M SO SORRY FOR NOT REALIZING THAT, DAVE, SO *INCREDIBLY* SORRY. HOWEVER THE HELL WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME! OH WAIT, I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. I DON’T CARE IF YOU FORGIVE ME OR NOT. I’M ALSO NOT ACTUALLY SORRY.

OH, AND YOU’RE NOT WELCOME FOR THAT DRAWING. AND IT’S NOT CUTE, EITHER.

ouch
you wound me

here i am trying to make friendly conversation with you and all you do is shut me down
thats what i get for extending the old olive branch

(doesnt make that picture any less cute so its too late to take that back now vantas) 

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tigersniper:

Think you can ask me a question I won’t answer? Got an anon confession or fantasy that you think I won’t post?

Come on then, let’s get fuckin’ dirty.

cancerousgyves:

AND HERE WOULD BE THE PART WHERE I HOLD ONE OF THOSE IMBECILIC STOP SIGNS IN YOUR DIRECTION. ACTUALLY, WAIT A SECOND, I’LL SKETCH THIS OUT FOR YOU JUST IN CASE YOUR PAN CAN’T HANDLE IMAGINING SOMETHING THAT COMPLEX.

OK THERE.

MOVING RIGHT ON, I DIDN’T MEAN THAT LITERALLY. I *NEVER* MEAN THAT LITERALLY. AND IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT THAT I DID, THEN CONGRATULATIONS, DAVE! CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING EVEN MORE OF AN IDIOT THAN I MADE YOU OUT TO BE.

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD COME THIS FAR.

no karkat 
you can go ahead and untwist your lacy panties and go on as you were
because woah heres a shocker

i was joking

wow i need a minute here to get over that shocking revelation i think im a little distraught 

thanks for the drawing tho real cute

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